Definitely could not focus on my POS110 final without thinking of all the things I would do with to the really cute french girl in the class

instead of studying for my finals today, I decided it would be a good idea to get drunk and get laid. Eh it was worth it

Instead of doing my final essays, I had sex with one of the sexy Australians here for training. ah fuck it #winning

would i be considered a tool if i posted a line from my paper im writing? its sooooo goooood

So, this guy I had been "seeing" invited me over to have sex after the bars and when I got there he was having a small kickback. He ended up going in his room with a girl and locking the door, so obviously I was pissed and left. I came back to my apartment and told one of my friends and she snuck into his apartment and stole their alcohol off of their kitchen table. OOPS! You should have known not to fuck with this bitch ;) Oh, and of course the next morning he proceeded to try and get back with me and say they didn't have sex. GUYS, not all girls are dumbasses and you should be careful which ones you fuck over because not all of us forgive and forget. This is your warning :) And I'm not done fucking him over right back either…

I <3 BOOBIES!!

I'm honestly getting sick of seeing all the posts from girls saying how they just want a guy to ask them out already. I mean, if you're interested, ask them out. You might be scared they don't see you the same way, or that they'll say no. But, at least you'll know. Instead of looking back on what you should've done and regretting not going for it. You'll be surprised of what might happen when you take control :)

Never watch porn with Beats by Dre... they leak to much sound.