Wednesday, 02 October 2019 07:24 PM
#31723 I'm proposing to my girlfriend in ECON 210 next week.
Monday, 30 September 2019 09:11 PM
#31724 When I visited the campus last spring the new arch wasn't installed yet. If I had seen the campus with the new arch I would've chosen to go somewhere else. I feel cheated.
Monday, 30 September 2019 09:09 PM
#31729 I think the mural in Pappy's is haunted by the ghosts of those people in it. Their eyes follow me around the room, and sometimes I can read their thoughts off their faces.
Sunday, 29 September 2019 11:25 PM
John, you stole my heart. You’re the one that got away and you probably don’t even know that I exist.
Saturday, 28 September 2019 07:14 PM
#31726 To the ladies who answered the door wearing nothing but shorts...you made this delivery guy's night.
Wednesday, 25 September 2019 08:50 PM
#31725 Back in high school there was this one guy and I who hated each other. One day he gave me a $25 gift card to Texas Roadhouse, and I thought "hey, maybe you're not such a bad guy after all."
Well, I just found that gift card again and ate at the Texas Roadhouse in Lafayette. When it came time to pay, I found out that there was only $1 on the card—he just wrote "25" on it.
Friday, 20 September 2019 01:30 PM
#31727 Trying to figure out why people pay so much for clothing that just lets people know their favorite type of pizza.
Thursday, 19 September 2019 02:43 PM
I’ve f*cked in the stairwell of towers south.
Thursday, 19 September 2019 09:36 AM
I've used my vibrator in the Davies center bathroom
Wednesday, 18 September 2019 06:01 AM
#31728 Two days last week my roommate pooped in a paper towel and left it on the kitchen counter. Apparently she got freaked out by something she read on the internet and thinks she caught tapeworms from the cat. Her logic is that since I'm in vet school, I SHOULD be able to diagnose her turd.
How do I go about telling her that paper towels are terrible for the sewer system and she should be using toilet paper?
Tuesday, 17 September 2019 01:01 PM
I have a sugar daddy in Eau Claire. He’s well known in the business community here. He pays for my apartment, car, and tuition, and I fuck him a few nights a week. He’s actually in shape and a really good fuck. A couple guys have gotten mad about this so I don’t tell the guys I date anymore. No regrets!
Monday, 16 September 2019 11:33 AM
Your CuStOm OfFsEtS sticker in your back window turns me on bro. Wanna watch Broke back MTN later?
Saturday, 14 September 2019 09:43 PM
#31722 After being homeless for a while I found a bnb that's been well to me for many stays. Last time there someone was using the bathroom so I had no choice but to pee in a large water bottle. During the lyft ride after checking out I realized I left the pee bottle next to the night stand because I forgot to throw it away when cleaning the room. That room was fucking spotless, it was beautiful...everything was immaculate except for the piss bottle next to the nightstand. Now I don't know what to do. Can I go back? What if she thinks I left it there on purpose as a "joke"? This is genuinely eating away at me - I'm torn between messaging her to apologize vs saying absolutely nothing but neither seems like a solid plan. Advice?
Saturday, 14 September 2019 07:47 PM
#31721 I don’t know what to make of this, but I had really bad diarrhea last week. I happened to be on the 7th floor of Beering Hall. As I approached the bathroom, I heard loud grunts. I assumed someone was just having a hard time passing a turd. I was wrong. It turned out two men were having sex in the men’s bathroom. I was oddly aroused.
Saturday, 14 September 2019 06:22 PM
#31719 After 17 years of graduate school at Purdue I'm proud to say that I'm approved for graduation in December! Never give up on your dreams, friends. And never be afraid to pull your department's arm for just another year of funding. You never know how much they want to help!