Friday, 19 September 2014 05:20 PM
Dwayne will carry the weight of the team? Uh, I don't think so. Just wait. You'll see...
Friday, 19 September 2014 05:14 PM
#6013 I confess the only reason why I still go to class and register is so I can get married after I graduate. Before he died, I made a promise to my grandpa I get my degree. I asked my uncle to walk me down the Isle when I get married and he agreed only if I graduate. I don't want to do this anymore. I have a great job and a boyfriend who supports me so I don't really need it. I'm only doing it so I can marry him one day. I hope he knows how much
I love him to be doing all this. I hope my grandpa is proud I'm sticking it out until the end.
Friday, 19 September 2014 05:08 PM
Yesterday, I farted and it smelled like the back of the Bon. Should I be concerned?
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:14 PM
I touch my boobs because they are so warm.
I need warmth.
To ignite my cold heart of trolling.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:12 PM
Every night I take my phone into the shower with me and have Skype sex with my boyfriend, and when he comes to visit we have sex in there all the time too. So suck on that loser, virgin roommate!
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:10 PM
I want to show up to a prom dressed up as Jesus and ask dancing couples if I can cut in.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:07 PM
I am the long arm of the law. Because if I catch you breaking the law in a stupid way, I'll smack you right upside the head.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:06 PM
I just got fired from my first real after college job today. Fuck, fuck, fucken Cunt stick diddly whore. Sigh, JUST FUCK MY ARSE. I keep laughing but inside I'm crying. Recent dui won't make the new job search any easier. Sigh.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:05 PM
I'm a little bit of a heavier guy, but not ridiculously overweight, and I feel like shit because I see all these ripped as fuck guys out there. I mean, power to them for working out and sticking to their training regimen, but I don't think that women want a guy that's got a little bit extra when they could have someone that's built for speed.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:04 PM
I am losing so much sleep and my roommate has finally decided to snore at night. AHHHHHH!!!! As I'm living with this roommate I feel as though I should've done a background check on her. But I have to deal with this. Maybe I should just avoid it and just not talk to said roommate. Also this person sings so much I hate playing my music out loud and I have been using my headphones now to block out her singing.
Friday, 19 September 2014 04:04 PM
I find it hilarious that people think my friend is a Russian spy.
Friday, 19 September 2014 03:49 PM
I hate the way some people here talk to/treat me because I'm not Christian. I find it extremely condescending. You aren't better than me because you think you have a one-way ticket to Jesus central, so stop treating me like I'm your subordinate.
Friday, 19 September 2014 03:23 PM
I just wish we could all get along like we used to in middle school. I wish that I could bake a cake made out of rainbows and smiles, and we'd all eat it and be happy.
Friday, 19 September 2014 03:07 PM
I saw this guy once and I didn't like him..
I see him more and more and I think he's the most absolute adorable person I have ever seen.
saw him at a bus stop today and he looked absolutely stunning.
I just want to give him a big hug and take him out to dinner :)
but that won't happen.. :(
I cant wait to see you again next Wednesday though :)
Friday, 19 September 2014 02:49 PM
I've had an insane spike in self-esteem and now I find it so easy to talk to cute boys lol but I'm still so confused on how dating works