Friday, 12 February 2016 04:10 AM
#22207 You truly desire to make America great again? Raise your children right. Invest more in education than n in prisons. The next generation is our hope and if we can't prep them correctly, then we're truly fucked.
Friday, 12 February 2016 02:49 AM
Friday, 12 February 2016 12:24 AM
#22206 I keep hearing about this "CAPS". Where the hell is CAPS?
Thursday, 11 February 2016 09:46 PM
I am going to the protest in support of the militia in portland tomorrow
Thursday, 11 February 2016 09:44 PM
I check this page everyday and the majority of the time I am disappointed that there is no new confessions.
Thursday, 11 February 2016 09:35 PM
#22205 I'm scared that I won't get into grad school because I've fucked up my first two years in undergrad by being indecisive about majors and making less than stellar grades
Thursday, 11 February 2016 09:30 PM
I have an extremely irrational fear of dying. Not me personally dying, but the general concept of death. Whenever I think about the fact that there will eventually be an end, and that no one really knows what happens beyond that point is the most terrifying thought in the world to me. I think about it and I get a weird floating feeling I've never experience before and I can't decide whether that feeling is just an extreme anxiety on a level I have never felt before or if it's something else. Am I the only one?
Thursday, 11 February 2016 09:18 PM
I did something very unlike me today and screamed across the parking lot to call my ex a name that was very much deserved.
It was empowering to stop blaming myself for 30 seconds but now I also feel like a jerk. And I injured my voice.
Thursday, 11 February 2016 09:08 PM
#22204 I post shit on my snapchat story because I know my ex will watch them.
Thursday, 11 February 2016 05:15 PM
I taped a 20 dollar bill to the bottom of a chair in the library
Thursday, 11 February 2016 05:14 PM
To set the scene, you're walking through campus, from one class to another. It's that time between classes so people are everywhere. You're on your way to an elective, a class you chose without any friends in it, so you're walking alone. For whatever reason, you forgot your ipod, or maybe it's out of batteries. You're not wearing sunglasses, so your eyes jump from one person to the next as you pass; trying not to make eye contact; more often than not, staring at the ground.
I am approaching you, another single in the crowd. You don't know me. Hey it's cool, I don't know you either. But would you be terribly offended if I told you "Your hair looks beautiful." Or, "You cut a fine figure." Or, "You have great tits." Or, "God damn, I'm jealous of your boyfriend." Or, "Hey, you want a new fuck buddy?"
I WANT TO TALK TO YOU! I MORE THAN LIKELY WANT TO HAVE SEX WITH YOU! WHY DO YOU PRETEND THAT I'M THE WEIRD ONE!?
Thursday, 11 February 2016 05:13 PM
I need to take a really good shit.
Thursday, 11 February 2016 05:12 PM
Sorry everyone I've been an ass.
Its just my period and cramps have been really bad lately.
Have a nice day!
Rack the Jipper
Thursday, 11 February 2016 05:11 PM
I once had a drunk threesome with my girlfriend and one of my friends at a party we had. The next day he asked if he should come over to helo clean up after the party. I said i wasn't home but my girlfriend was there.. he asked if i was okay with them being alone and asked if it would be to weird for me.. I said it was okay.. so he came over and cleaned up the apartement.. When he was done he took my girlfriend from behind on our leather couch and took pictures of it and send it to me when he left, without her knowing..
Thursday, 11 February 2016 05:10 PM
I'm an 18 year old guy and I found out how to make spending money. I buy a 12 pack of girls size 12 panties. In the morning I mix up this potion, place a little in the crotch of a pair of panties and wear them all day. That evening I hit up the parking lot by King Soopers on 11th and find an older, drunk pervert, I tell him they are my 15 year old sisters, most times I get 7 to 10 dollars a pair.