Sunday, 24 September 2017 08:55 PM
I was walking towards Storrs center and this black guy was fucking around with his Latino friend by imitating a country white man's voice by saying "what in tarnation is going on around here!? I smell a Mexican!" So the Latino responded by saying "what in the Shinaynay's hair weave, 3 o'clock nail appointment, Popeyes chicken special is going on here!? I smell a Tyrone!!!!" I died laughing
Sunday, 24 September 2017 08:45 PM
#21282 I believe in gun rights, and lefts.
Sunday, 24 September 2017 07:34 PM
#21281 North Korea shouldn't bother you. Most of the antiwar sentiment in this country is held by people who are never going to see war in their lifetime. So I don't care what scares you and what doesn't cause chances are you're not the one fighting.
Sunday, 24 September 2017 07:32 PM
#21280 From insulting a gold star family to shitting on the NFL, trump could literally burn a flag and say "fuck the police, USA burn in hell" and his supporters would still claim he's making America great again.
Sunday, 24 September 2017 06:23 PM
Do Re Mi Fa So fuckin done with this garbage ass president.
Sunday, 24 September 2017 05:30 PM
So my name is George (not giving my last name of course) and my girlfriend doesn't believe in shaving her pubes.... I am literally George of the jungle........ send help
Sunday, 24 September 2017 05:26 PM
Is there such surgery as nipple enlargement? Like not the areola but the actual nipple... I have the smallest nipples in the world and my boyfriend keeps making fun of me. My nipples are like two dots from a pen. It doesn't help that I have A cups either...
Sunday, 24 September 2017 05:14 PM
If Frat boys are anything like the movies, with all the "duuuuuuuude let's totally get fucked up this weekend duuuude!!! omg totally sickkk idea bro!!!!" yall are a turn off. Do people even like you outside of your frat? You should get bullied and get your lunch money stolen. You all are such a vaginal desiccant.
Sunday, 24 September 2017 05:07 PM
i thought my roommate didn't come home last night but I found him this morning in the bathroom hugging the toilet with his pants half down. Guess what was inside the toilet? Barf and shit.... This guy is disgusting as fuck somebody please change roommates with me... please
Sunday, 24 September 2017 04:14 PM
#28135 Confession: I think this country has more important things to worry about than some people not standing for a flag. Let's deal with the orange we have in office first.
Sunday, 24 September 2017 03:19 PM
#28134 I hate how my crush, after recently becoming single, just decides to find another guy and start dating him instead. She thinks it's all chill, but it hurts so fucking much.
Sunday, 24 September 2017 03:12 PM
#28133 I have given up home, for Emma must have swiped left on me already
Sunday, 24 September 2017 02:38 PM
#28132 Update: I'm not from IU, Indiana, or your region for that matter. I'm from the University of Oregan. I asked Purdue confessions because the chances of her looking on here were significantly less than if I asked around where I'm from.
Yesterday as I was cashing her out I scanned her name, and complimented her on how beautiful it was, she smiled and melted my heart, after work I went home and looked for her on facebook, and found she doesn't tell if she's single, or in a relationship but it seems were pretty compatible.
Sunday, 24 September 2017 02:34 PM
#28131 Not standing for the national anthem is fucking stupid. If you have a problem with the actions of the president express that it a different way, instead you are disrespecting veterans and our constitution.
Confession: I think I have a genital wart
Sunday, 24 September 2017 02:16 PM
#28130 What do a pizza delivery driver and a gynecologist have in common?
They both have to smell it, but neither of them gets to eat it…