I think justin dutton is really hot

#1289 I can't believe this girl dumped me over my addiction to Dragon Loli hentai, I mean the heart wants what it wants. If this bitch can't understand how I feel about fictional 2D dragon girls I don't need her cockholster running about her "weaboo" boyfreind I mean she's into this dumbass game called Overwatch and i've walked in on her watching some dude with glasses railing a white hair chick with a halo. Like come on i'm 100% positive that's classified as hentai, but that's beyond the point she is a fucking NORMIE and that cunt can't do anything to fix it. If you read this, know that Tohru Chan has always gave a better time than you ever could. I don't need you anymore Piece

My freshman year, me hot best friend and I hooked up with 2 really fine muscular athletes. It ended up being a gang bang with all 4 of us. We haven’t talked to them since

I wish more girls would wear yoga pants here

I'm a freshman girl at BYU, and my roommate masturbates when she thinks I'm asleep, which turns me on so much. I haven't said anything yet.

I'm thinking about losing my virginity to a man I've dated for a while. He's 32 years older than me. I'm so attracted to him it just feels right to do it.

I have a strange addiction to goats

I went home with my roommate over Thanksgiving break last year. Something happened and I ended up jerking off her dad.

one time I got so drunk and I didn't know how to get home so I went with this random guy on the street, stayed at his place that night, fucked him senseless, then stole a gallon sized Ziploc bag full of weed the next morning while he was still asleep.

#31757 Last year I think I made a girl fail our first physics midterm.

Basically when the exam started she realised she didnt have a calculator. She whispered to me if i had an extra (if u are caught talking = instant fail), I didnt say anything and went to go grab it from my bag, then just thought to myself for a second and said screw it.

I just ignored her and finished the exam while she kept looking at me, when the exam finished she was holding back tears and tried talking to the professor about it, professor said it was her fault she was unprepared. (unit is kinematics so you have a sit ton of calcuations).

Funny thing is we sat beside each other since day 1, and I once tried starting up a conversation with her and asked her what program she was in. she gave me a one word answer and went back to her phone. Every lab I have to see her acting all cute with her partner, but she cant have a conversation with me.

That day was a gooood day, I just went back to my accom and I spent the rest of the day watching anime and masturbating