Monday, 22 September 2014 11:00 AM
#20243 I work in a restaurant and even though people have said this over and over I'm going to say it again because it seems like many can't grasp the message. Just because I work in a restaurant does not mean I'm your food bitch!!!! This is not McDonald's, you can not always have it your way so stop trying to force me to give you exactly what you want. News flash I don't make the rules I don't decide what you can and can't do so stop bitching about it. Second, I will always treat you in appropriate manor befitting your attitude , so don't come in acting all sorts of shitty and expect me to bend over backwards for you. And lastly, if you hate coming into a dirty restaurant don't be one of those people who leave a table so dirty that I actually contemplate burning it instead of spending the time to try and clean it. I'm glad to get that off my chest and remember that eating food is something everyone enjoys so let's all stop making so difficult.
Yours truly ,
Any and everyone who works in the food industry
Monday, 22 September 2014 10:28 AM
#20242 The best part about macoroni and cheese is that I don't even need to chew it. I can just swallow it. If it gets stuck in my throat, I'll be fine because I can breath through the noodle tubes.
Monday, 22 September 2014 09:01 AM
#20241 Seriously. If I have to be late to one more class because of this schools shitty parking set up, I'm going to freak.
Monday, 22 September 2014 01:37 AM
#20240 I feel like a 13 year old boy. I'm ALWAYS horny. I honestly believe I think about sex more than the average girl, because it's literally always on my mind-I think about it during class, while walking through campus, driving, showering, eating, studying...sometimes I sit in my chair during class and stretch and I end up accidentally rub myself and it turns me on SO much. I love my boyfriend, and I've talked to him about how I'm feeling deprived. I even asked him if we could go to Erotique together because I thought it would've been a fun activity. He knows that I'm feeling this way, but he's usually a one and done kind of guy, and I've never felt very satisfied after we have sex. Or, if he says he wants to try again, it takes him too long to finish. But I always feel bad for asking him if we can try a second time because I know he gets tired... I want to respect him, but at the same time, I want him to fuck me like an animal, as rough as he possibly can, instead of the slow bullshit. Ughh... The struggle.
Monday, 22 September 2014 01:12 AM
#20239 In the US, police killed 104 people in the month of August alone. To compare, Germany averages about 3 annually while the UK sits at about 1 every 3 years.
My fellow Americans, the threat is real. With public safety in mind, I've compiled this list of actual statistically-safer alternatives for everyone to consider before confronting an officer on US soil;
- smoke a joint
- go skydiving
- swim in a shark-cage
- learn to sword swallow
- play with fireworks
- get bitten by a rattlesnake
- enlist in the Military
- rip a bong
- join a gang in Oakland
- get struck by lightning
- release all of Saddam Hussein's WMDs
- fight a domestic terrorist
- contract rabies
- become a police officer
Sunday, 21 September 2014 11:38 PM
#20238 Everyone is getting into relationships and getting engaged and I'm over here judging you all with my roommate!
Sunday, 21 September 2014 09:42 PM
#20237 Architecture freshman, use the spray room for goodness sakes!! It's not that hard to walk up one flight of stairs.
Sunday, 21 September 2014 09:38 PM
#20236 i watch all of the YouTube commercials at least once because i cant stand not knowing what im missing.