Monday, 07 July 2014 04:22 AM
I made out with your best friend and I feel terrible. I'm sorry
Sunday, 06 July 2014 12:37 AM
Every guy I know is dying to bang me but not a one wants to be in a serious, commited relationship with me. I hate it.
Saturday, 05 July 2014 09:11 PM
Don't be a dick. Dick's aren't cool.
Friday, 04 July 2014 12:28 AM
There's no faster way a girl can go from a 10 to a 2 then when she gets bangs. Bangs are single handily the most atrocious thing you can do to your hair. Absolutely no one, and I mean no one looks good with bangs. "It's their hair and they can do what they want with it blah blah blah." sure I'll give them that but why on earth would anyone want to intentionally make them selves look less attractive? From a seriously confused guy. END RANT.
Thursday, 03 July 2014 10:56 PM
Ladies, you never know who knows how to use their tongue. Swipe right.
Thursday, 03 July 2014 09:46 PM
If I have to hear one more person brag about money or their family's money/amazing belongings one more time this year, I'm gonna bitch slap some rich yuppie's face. Shut the fuck up, we are all poor and no one cares.
Thursday, 03 July 2014 11:34 AM
Every time I hear the theme song The Breaking of the Fellowship from the Lord of the Rings, I have to hold back tears. I love that song and the movies so much. #LOTR4LIFE
Tuesday, 01 July 2014 12:36 PM
I'm skinny because I'm too lazy to make food