Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:38 PM
Sad is alive.
Wednesday, 23 May 2018 08:32 PM
Hey NOCO. Class of 2015ish grad here. I really miss college. I miss the freedom. I miss the late nights in Greeley. The parties, homecoming, dorm life. It was truly the best 7 and a half years of my life. Now that I have my degree, and it gets me a 37 cent hourly bump stocking cat tampons and dog treats at PetCo,my alcoholism is in full swing.
Sunday, 20 May 2018 07:00 PM
Let's start a summer fling... babe in August it'll continue if not then bygonezBbygones
Sunday, 20 May 2018 06:49 PM
I'm a Non - traditional student working on my bachelors degree, going to attend again in August... do college women like men in their 30's?
I'm single, no kids but looking...I like my women spunky and loud.
Wednesday, 16 May 2018 05:54 PM
3 traveling sales men are lost in the middle of nowhere when they come across a farm. They knock on the farmers house and ask the farmer if they can spend the night in his barn. The farmer says sure I have a huge bed in the barn that’ll fit all 3 of you comfortably. The next morning the guy on the end wakes up and says I had a dream that a girl was giving me a hand job. Then the guy on the other end says wow! I had a dream a girl was giving me a hand job too! Then the guy in the middle says I had a dream that I was skiing.
Wednesday, 02 May 2018 03:43 PM
Hey 213 in Turner, do you understand what 23 hour quiet hours means? It means don't blast your music at 4pm when we're all trying to study. (Before anyone asks, yes I talked to the RA's but this room is full of cowards who don't answer the door when someone comes to knock).
Friday, 27 April 2018 07:06 AM
If anyone taking summer classes is looking for a place to live, my roommate and I are looking for someone to take over our lease from end of May/beg. of June through July 30. It's 1-2 bedrooms. Like this and I'll message you with more details! Thanks!
Tuesday, 24 April 2018 11:56 PM
An older gentleman comes across a genie lamp and he rubs it and a genie appears. The genie says you got 3 wishes so wish wisely. The old gentleman say well there’s this place called the Middle East and there’s been war going on for thousands of years is there anything you can do about that? The genie says I don’t think I can do anything about that, it sounds too complicated, do you have another wish? The old gentleman says well I’ve been married for 40 years and my wife has never given me a blow job can you get her to blow me? The genie responds after a few seconds and says tell me about that issue in the Middle East again.