There is no collusion.... BITCH. :P

WITCH HUNT.

So I work at Holmes and once in a while I see this SUPER cute guy who looks like Brendon Urie. Whoever you are, someday I will ask your name and let you know I think you’re cute.

Last fall I had my roommate wax my bumhole and since then I have regretted it. Its like Chewbacca down there. I'm so ashamed

I don’t know what Lean is and at this point I’m too afraid to ask

Knowing that 12 turdburglars from the football team got suspended all at the same time blows my mind. Collectively, 11 of them can barely look like a football team at any given time. I guess this is the end of the amazing 0-7 season.Shame.

DONALD TRUMP FARTED.

I used to take pictures of random women, but that got boring because I just deleted them later. It was just for an adrenaline rush.