Sunday, 29 September 2019 11:25 PM
John, you stole my heart. You’re the one that got away and you probably don’t even know that I exist.
Wednesday, 28 February 2018 06:29 AM
To the cute gamer guy with a red top in Powell: I saw you at 1pm on 26th Feb and really wanted to talk to you. You seemed really engrossed on your phone playing The Gronald Grump Game.
I don't have any of your contact info but I would love to meet you. If you see this, I'll be in Powell this whole week from 12-2pm waiting at the same spot you were playing at.
If anyone knows this guy, please forward this message to him.
Tuesday, 30 January 2018 03:34 AM
Last night, my boyfriend was tickling me and I really had to pee. I thought I could hold it in, but apparently I couldn’t, and I wet my pants. It was kinda noticeable, so now I’m super embarrassed when I see him. He told me he doesn’t care, but I still feel really stupid.
Sunday, 29 May 2016 06:49 PM
I often mention Chem 113A in conversations so I can impress people that I'm learning Quantum Mechanics, but I'm actually failing the class.
Wednesday, 18 May 2016 02:36 PM
#6 Fuck the people who go through the back doors in powell and set off the alarm.
Sunday, 01 May 2016 10:26 PM
#5 Just wanna thank the people who organized the stats club/UMSA/BAS barbeque today, it was pretty great
Sunday, 01 May 2016 10:22 PM
#4 TFW you think you held your notebook upside down because it's full of uppercase Omega's and fat curly V's that look like the reciprocals of each other
Tuesday, 26 April 2016 01:53 PM
#3 In between classes I sneak into PAB to use the bathrooms on the upper floor. They're staff only, but I'm disheveled enough to look like a grad student. Good thing I never went to discussion.