Part of me wants to get into shape if only to challenge all these goddamn douchebags to a bare-knuckle boxing match in defense of a lady's honor.

I just can't get into Breaking Bad...

All I want out of sex is for my partner to be satisfied, and to leave me with thick, long furrows all over my back.

60% of the people on this campus are female, and I have yet to find one that likes me and doesn't have some kind of crippling emotional issues.

I really just want to moonwalk out of my finals.

Ever since I was a kid I've had this little statue I carry around with me everywhere. Several years ago I dropped it and it broke. Piece by piece I tried putting it back together but there were too many pieces and I started to give up. This girl walked by, saw what I was trying to do and began helping me rebuild my statue. She helped pick up the scattered pieces and held them in place while I glued them. It was slow work but together we made good progress. But eventually she got tired of helping. She said her arm was tired and got up to leave. When doing so, she knocked the statue off the table, undoing all of that work we had completed together. "Sorry," she said, and left. I was pissed, I was sad, I was ready to just sweep the pieces into the trash. But then you came along. You took the broom away and told me it could still be done. You picked up the broken statue and placed the pieces in front of me. One at a time I would pick up a piece and you would glue it in place. You worked hard, kept me motivated, and together we put the statue back together in record time. The statue is almost finished, there are only a few pieces left and I have you to thank. But now you say you needed a break. You left, saying you would be right back. I am sitting here alone now, clumsily trying to glue the next piece. You said you would be right back but I can't help but wonder if you really are coming back. I hope you are just resting your arm, or maybe running to the store to get more glue, but what if you're not? I can't finish this without your help.

The bathroom is the most perfect place to do something. I had a 1.5 hr break in between my finals and what did I do?! Spent 1 hour in the bathroom to review LOL. Happy finals everybody. Goodluck!

How does "Date My School" work? My boyfriends gotten multiple invites and I'm ready to hunt some bitches down. I also find it a little sketchy that these people inviting him don't know he has a girlfriend. Can anyone invite them?