To the couple who has sex with the window wide open on the second floor of McKay, thank you. Nothing like watching two sexy people get it on while I wallow in my loneliness and watch Netflix.

I live on campus, and I also have an annoying roommate that gets on my nerves. She does nothing all day except go to class, and come straight back to the room. She is always in the room watching movies, and she never leaves the room. She takes over the room. I sometimes would like to have the room to myself for awhile but nope! I actually have to stay in the lounges to get time alone. It is annoying as fuck. Not to mention she sleeps way to early, and needs to have the lights off by 9! wtf. worse roommate of the year.

My roommate walked in on me masturbating and joined in. What do I do?

My dream going into college was to be a music teacher and teach kids, but after only one semester, college has successfully crushed that dream. And that is fucked up. Fuck you NAU.

I live in Morton and share my room with some girl I had never met before I moved in. And she has got to be the most moronic person ON THIS PLANET. She has no concept of respecting other peoples space, let alone the idea of taking her trash out. God forbid she have to leave the room. She's taken up the ENTIRE fridge because she didn't want a meal plan.. yet she eats from the union more than I do. So all her food is just sitting there, taking up space that I could be using. Throughout the whole semester she hasn't cleaned the sink/mirror or vacuumed. She microwaves EVERY meal she eats - whether it needs to be or not so my microwave smells like shit. Half the time she never finished whatever she has to eat, so just throws it away to rot in her garbage can. Then she cleans her plate and leaves the leftover food in our damn sink. I always have early classes, and she knows that, but she doesn't believe in waking up early, so while she watches Netflix until 2-3 in the morning she HAS to have ALL the goddamn lights on. Don't worry about me, hun. I only have to be up in three fucking hours. I wish I could move out of this goddamn stupid dorm. But noooooo! Since I'm a transfer student and don't have over 30 NAU units I can't break my lease. NOT TO MENTION, all these fucking girls in this dorm don't clean their hair out of the shower drains even though there are giant signs posted everywhere. You all can go to hell because it's fucking disgusting. You are all inconsiderate and can go to hell. Happy fucking holidays.

This page always seems so anti-marriage/anti-having kids/anti family... Am I the only guy in college who wants nothing more than to have a lovely wife and kids someday?

If no one else is going to come out and say it, I will: vaginas look like snails and snails look like vaginas.

Is there something wrong with me? Or are guys what's wrong? I'm pretty, I'm fun. I get along with most everyone. So what then? Ugh.