#1969 We've seen all sorts of personal confessions. First of all, I can definitely tell when the confession comes from a Freshman. They are so narcissistic in they way they describe their confession experience, it's funny. Whatever, they'll grow up. And that, by no means, says that there aren't mature Frosh, because they probably exist somewhere in Middle Earth. But my real confession was really to tell everyone else my best wishes on the semester in the hope of doing well or finding that right major you've hoped for. I also wanted to give kudos to all those I see working so hard in the SLC on those difficult Physics, Chemistry, Nursing, Engineering, Bio Chem, and more degrees. You all rock. Especially those Engineer guys, they're very humble, but, the essentially Chemical Engineering-related field like yours has been rated as one of THE most difficult degrees in the nation according to Forbes. Good job guys, and the few girls. Also to the Nursing students. We know you work very hard. My point is: who cares about some stupid little episode that happened to you and you evidently stupid-descision-making selves and kudos to those who will actually making $ when they graduate.

#1962 Im sitting at a table in Kryzsko Commons and I just told my friend that I threw up the first time I smoked weed and then she asked me if I have ever smoked marijuana. Im crying.

#1963 I had this fetish of taking pool balls from bars while completely wasted. My ex told me if I ever took one from his bar, he'd kick my ass. After we split, I took the 8 ball from "his" bar. Never did he confront me on it. But there was a ball with the number sharpied out the next time I was there in place of the 8 ball!

#1965 A couple of years ago in Lourdes, I took a large portion of white, sticky cetaphil and poured it all over the sinks and walls and mirrors of the 3rd floor shower room, then printed out a sign that said "oops, my bad" on the mirror. It seemed like nobody wanted to use those showers the rest of the year, so I basically got my own private shower room.

#1964 Today I had to give a presentation in my class and in the middle of presenting I got a boner (fear boner). I was wearing gym shorts and was super embarrassed so I ran to my seat. My professor demanded I get stand back up in front of the class while everyone laughed at my huge boner.

#1960 When I see people taking selfies in the caf or the smaug I do what I can to get in the background of it and make some creepy face on purpose

#1970 I am a sophomore here and I still spend a majority of my nights alone in my room and that is because of my social anxiety. I have trouble starting conversations with people cause I don't want to say something stupid. I feel like people look at me and probably think I'm a loser even though people probably don't think that much. I feel sort of invisible to some people which is my own fault. I have like 2 friends down here and I really want to have more. Unfortunately my social anxiety seems to be so bad that I can't even go work out cause people might judge me or I can't go to parties or anything like that. While I know this is a confession page, I would really appreciate some advice or even just someone to talk to. Thanks everyone.

#1968 I'm a girl and all I want from college is to have a sexy girl tie me up and fuck me with a strap-on till I pass out. #noshame