#noshame Confessions

#31723 I'm proposing to my girlfriend in ECON 210 next week.

#31724 When I visited the campus last spring the new arch wasn't installed yet. If I had seen the campus with the new arch I would've chosen to go somewhere else. I feel cheated.

#31729 I think the mural in Pappy's is haunted by the ghosts of those people in it. Their eyes follow me around the room, and sometimes I can read their thoughts off their faces.

John, you stole my heart. You’re the one that got away and you probably don’t even know that I exist.

#31726 To the ladies who answered the door wearing nothing but shorts...you made this delivery guy's night.

#31725 Back in high school there was this one guy and I who hated each other. One day he gave me a $25 gift card to Texas Roadhouse, and I thought "hey, maybe you're not such a bad guy after all."
Well, I just found that gift card again and ate at the Texas Roadhouse in Lafayette. When it came time to pay, I found out that there was only $1 on the card—he just wrote "25" on it.

#31727 Trying to figure out why people pay so much for clothing that just lets people know their favorite type of pizza.

I’ve f*cked in the stairwell of towers south.