#noshame Confessions

#31660 You know you're a normie when you have a sticker on your car that says "Keep Portland Weird"

#31659 Purdue is a great school and all, but why do the dudes here dress like they're in their 40s?

#31658 I'm not even remotely close to my family, all of my friends have graduated, I dont have anywhere I'd consider home. I always feel like an outsider, like no one cares enough to even say hi. I've always been on the outside looking in and it feels like I'm slowly sliding down. I feel abandoned by family and friends and the only think my mother cares about are my medical Bill's and nothing more, as if all I am to her is a massive burden. I want to just...disappear...

#31657 I’m in a happy, loving relationship with a guy (I’m a girl), but the thing is, I’m really gay. I love everything about him, except for the fact that his d*** weirds me the fuck out and I really don’t enjoy the sex that much. EVERY time I have a wet dream it’s with another girl. Every time I get drunk I start hitting on other girls. But I want to spend the rest of my life with this boy, he gets me like nobody else ever has or will. I’ve suggested threesomes a couple times so I can get another girl in bed but he doesn’t like the idea of it. I secretly want to have an open or even poly relationship but I know he would never go for it. I’m stuck.

#31656 Honors college people are really hard to deal with. I was in the honors college last year, and a lot of them are just so full of themselves. I am so glad I don’t live in honors this year, because I’ve heard there have been so many complaints about really minor things that have made life a pain for some of the residents.

#31655 I had my first ever crush during my first semester at Purdue. I am addressing this to him. Danilo, I just wanted you to know that you are the first special one.

#31654 In all seriousness how likely is it that your baby will have something wrong with it if its parents are from the same family?

#31653 I had sex on John Purdue's grave.