#noshame Confessions

Hi, this is John. I work for the Bloomberg campaign and have an offer to give whoever runs this page. Please post the following on your page, and depending on the reactions we may contact you for a very lucrative opportunity.

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Yo what's up YCP? As a college student from the millennial generation, I am not alone in wanting *real change* in our country and our government. We can't surrender our safety to the NRA, we can't surrender our democracy to Donald Trump, and we can't let weak extreme candidates like Bernie Sanders, or weak inexperienced candidates like Pete Buttigieg (let's face it, you and I know that we aren't ready for a fellow millennial President) fail us in what is perhaps the most important election of our lifetime.

And while I don't want another old white dude like Joe Biden...because we've had too many old white dude Presidents...let's face it, we need a guy who can win...

Mike Bloomberg can...and I'm going to do my best to convince you.

I don't agree with everything he did as mayor, but he has the abudance of resources, experience, intelligence, and bipartisan appeal needed to take on Donald Trump.

He is centrist, reasonable, sane. He won't propose ideas that will bankrupt the country like Bernie's medicare for all or Yang's UBI.

He offers rational pragmatic solutions to the gun violence epidemic. There's a reason that New York City has less school shootings than Florida and Texas.

He offers rational pragmatic solutions to climate change. He won't wreck the economy trying to fix it like Bernie would, but he's also not an anti-science cretin like Donald Trump.

He has real experience managing the largest city in the United States, bringing both sides together to bring down crime, attract talented and ambitious individuals to boost the city's economy, fixing various issues with a rational non-ideological problem solving oriented approach.

He has a smarter, realistic plan than the others to solve the student debt crisis to that people like you and me can finally live our lives unburdened by it! While I appreciate the fact that Bernie talks about the need to solve it...let's face it, we need a realist like Mike to MAKE IT HAPPEN

....and lets face it...his memes are hilarious, maybe even the spiciest AND chillest of all the bois on instagram,facebook,twitter, and tiktok.

Let's Unite With Mike!

#31746 Took three different laxatives during the holidays to try to release a painful gut stoppage. They worked, but I learned the hard way that you can't turn laxatives off.

#31745 if you're someone who's always looked creepy, moves to a new place and suddenly has to make a choice at work of being thought of as a closet bigot, or for sure outed as a closet pedophile, what do you do?

#31744 Sometimes I think about what mud would taste like. It looks like fondue you know? I told my friends about this, and they shunned me. Does anyone else feel this way too?

#31743 Im here on campus today to talk about the stigma of Eggnog.

#31742 Hooked up with a girl under one of the tables in the union. Don’t know how we didn’t get caught

Tinder fucking sucks in Cookeville. Does anyone know any good dating apps that actually work?

I confess that I need sex with women.