#1978 I jerked off so good that I couldn't walk right for about 30min.

#1981 There's a cute blonde girl that works at the freedom sub away. And everytime I go in there, I have visions of us having sex, but she's wearing her uniform and saying dirty things in subway lingo. Like asking for my mayo, and asking for my footlong. Then I snap out of it, and say that I want lettuce on my sub. And we complete the order. Happens everytime without fail. I guess I have a subway fetish.

#1977 I get more excited when a nice car, truck, or sportbike drives off than when I see a really attractive guy...

#1976 I pride myself on how well I give head. I even ask my best friend, who is a guy, how I can improve and look up new moves. It is probably my favorite extracurricular activity.

#1975 Last spring semester, I was having sex with my boyfriend and he yelled out my sisters name...that was the end of that relationship.

#1974 I got drunk on saturday night and stole the wifi router from 6th and gould. Felt bad after so I left it in your mailbox.

#1967 I wish I could find a man who wants a baby as bad as I do

#1966 I haven't showered since 'Nam.