I would rather be a stepmother than a baby mama because if the relationship doesn’t work out I don’t have to see his face ever again in life.

Coming to terms with the fact that I'm the awkward one is pretty shitty... kinda like oh shit, my arm bones sticking out and nobody told me.

Unpopular opinion: I HATE the Office with a red-hot burning passion, but I love Arrested Development and Parks and Rec. Michael Scott makes me want to jump into a flaming volcano and IS NOT FUCKING FUNNY. SO STOP SAYING HE IS. The awesomeness of Steve Carnell doesn’t make the character funny.

I plan on driving test next week and to be honest I'm hella nervous. I don't know what to expect at all. I know I have to reverse park into a parking space, drive around MVA parking lot and public driving outside of the MVA parking lot. What I want to know is will I have to drive on the highway? I get super nervous on the highway.

Unprotected sex is a "planned pregnancy"

I just sent a dumbass selfie in the group chat only to retroactively notice my buttplug is visible in the background. Guess it's time to find new friends lmao

I'm not used to having love in my life, nit from my parents, or family. I've lived this long without it, and the truth is the best thing that's ever happened to me, may not even come back... maybe sadness and depression is far too familiar to me to give up.