Is this really anonymous?

ADMIN: Yes it is. 100%. Absolutely no personally identifiable information is collected when you confess!

I had a dream yesterday that I found a whole bunch of free 2-ply toilet paper...this is getting ridiculous.

I have aids.....April fools....I have kidney stones

I'm a member of the LGBT community, but I cannot stand to be around transgender people. I'm sorry but I think it's disgusting and they make me very uncomfortable. Don't get me wrong.. I'm all for equal rights for everyone because no one should be treated as less than a human being. However, it is something that I will never in my wildest dreams be able to agree with. I feel that there is no way for me to express this opinion without getting bashed by other members of the LGBT community, so this is an opinion I've just kept to myself up until now and one that I will continue to keep a secret.

School is stressful. Sometimes I wish I could go home to a nice warm bosom to lay on. (Btw if any girls like this, I will assume that you are offering)

I was so tired tonight that I almost leaned in and kissed one of my friends right when she finished telling me of her problems

I blacked out one night and I'm scared that I was the one responsible for the entire pizza missing.........Girls don't normally eat entire pizzas

I am alive but not living