I watch youtube for 5 hours a day....I do homework for like 2 minutes

I want to suck milk out my girlfriends tits....she keeps saying no.....and yes I know she can do it but she wont let me

I had sex with a TA freshmen year... and tbh it wasnt for a grade, he was really hot and one of the very few guys able to make me orgasm multiple times. Getting an A in that lab was just a plus ;)

I'm a professor and I'll give u an A in Marketing 101 if you fuck

I'll be attending UMD in the fall but I really do not know what to expect...Is the school liberal or conservative? Is the atmosphere stressful or relaxed? Are the people open to others or closed?
I'll describe myself a little. I don't watch that many shows, but when I do, the shows are always very inappropriate or vulgar. For example, this anime called "Seikon no Qwaser" is probably my favorite. It involves these warriors called "qwasers" who thought with chemical elements like sodium and iron. However, they derive their powers from drinking breast milk, so naturally there's a lot of tit-sucking and milk-squirting in the show. Oh, and I recently finished 50 Shades of Grey. And yes, I'm a guy (straight but somewhat bicurious). BASICALLY, I'm asking if a person like that will survive and fit in at the school.

I fucking love math so much that I secretly masturbate when taking my linear algebra exam.

i'm getting all my work done AND more than three hours of sleep in the next few days....april fools -____________________________________________________________________________-

Currently contemplating telling my boyfriend that I have an STD for april fools.