I have facebook-stalked many of my TAs

My dream is to become a bull milker.

I rarely close or lock the door to my room unless I'm gone for hours. I just wanna catch some1 trying to rob me so I can beat the shit out em.

I've never rubbed Testudo's nose.

I hate it when I feel down on myself. I just feel like poop all the time, until I think about how big my wiener is. Then I feel much more confident in myself

I'm black and I think because my dick is only 10 inches that makes me less attrative to women cuz most n***** I know got that full on 12incher aka a footlong

I like to poop. It's even better to poop in a stall next to your friend who is pooping. Then you can do all sorts of activities like battle shits, or read the news paper and discuss current events. You could even play Mario kart against each other with your Nintendo DS

I think I am in love with this girl, but I don't think the girl is interested in me. I mean the world is big enough that I can probably find girl just like her somewhere, but this love shit really does make you crazy over one particular person. Scientists should try to make a drug to suppress this mental illness called love.