I met the love of my life at UMD. Unfortunately we never dated (other relationships...) and now we don't speak. If I could say anything to him it would be that I'm sorry for everything I said - it was all because I was a bitch and tried to pretend I didn't care about you. Truth is I knew that one winter break when you came down that I loved you - I still do and probably always will. I wish you the best and hopefully one day you'll forgive me.

people leave the stairwell entrances at The Varsity to avoid security...I once walked past it w/ the stairwell alarm going off...security should have had that taken care of...there is even a fucking security camera right in front of it!

I enjoy the attention I get when gay guys hit on me.

I wish I was an engineering major so I could build a bridge and get over my butthurt.
Then I could move on to better things.

I don't care for a relationship anymore now that I have seen what relationships are really like. They seem to be very frivolous, often based on sex, and without any sort of commitment or fidelity. There will always be the girl that I will hold as a demigod, and seeing her is enough to fill my heart. But as far as relationships go, I am most happy sharing the time with my little brother and talking to my cousin in the old country who has been my best friend since childhood. Their commitment and fidelity will never waver and I will always have someone to dedicate my life to.

I think that roger does college has to be one of the worst comic strips of all time...

To all the people in their 20's who complain about aging and "getting old" stfu

I don't know why I'm so self conscious about looking nice when I get dressed. I usually change my outfit around like 3 times in the morning. And I'm a guy.

Oh wait... I'm gay, that's why.