Ugh stop with those self-congradulatory cutesy couple photos. Put up a photo of you two by the Lincoln Memorial fine, but don't put up 95 pics of you baking dumb cookies on a Friday night and cuddling. That shit is weak and makes me throw up. #sorrynotsorry

I don't know what is wrong with me, but it seems like I'm going to be perpetually single. I know I'm not the most attractive guy out there, and I don't feel like parties or bars are my scene. I see all my friends having wonderful relationships and I'm being left by the wayside. I met one girl who I thought/still think is amazing, and we almost dated and it felt like things were finally starting to go my way. but nope. I just want to give up

I feel as a woman that after being swept off my feet and getting to a place where i felt safe, happier than anything, and loved even if it did have to end, i can't expect and don't want anything less.

I have an intense fear that I might lose my parents before I get the chance to even START paying them back for everything that they have done for me. Yes I was bad when I was a kid and I can still make up for that time, but I also want to give them superficial and genuine love that I cannot give them right now. I want to shower my mom with jewelry and help her throughout the day when she is elderly in the same way she bought me toys and videogames and changed my diaper and fed me ridiculous amounts of food as a baby. I want to talk to my Dad all day when he is lonely and retired (and get him an awesome car too) in the same way he has been my only friend when I did not have any and gave me advice and support in every manner that he could. I hope and pray everyday that life will allow me the chance to love them the same way they loved me in my times of need and times when I wasn't very lovable, but the fear will always haunt me that they won't be in my life anymore.

Coming to UMD is the biggest mistake I have ever made, I don't belong here at all.

I've never been kissed.

I think it's lame that our school is so big into the state flag and colors. Don't get me wrong, it's cool but we have a badass turtle as our mascot! Let's embrace the shell. More turtles!

One of the biggest lies that I've been told since I've been at Maryland is that getting girls would be easy. I just feel like its hard to meet people because I don't really party as much as the average dude, and I'm focused on wanting a good career. I have a 3.87 gpa and I am an econ/math double major. I have a solid plan after college and I definitely have trouble meeting focused, goal oriented women. As a guy, I just don't get what women want. I sometimes read posts from miserable sounding women complaining about how they have trouble meeting nice guys and its hard for me to feel bad for them because I'm single lol.