I used to think that MJ was in my closet.

To be honest, I keep telling everyone I want another pet...just to have a pet. But its because I know I can't trust anyone.
I'm at a point where I can't even block out the voices of my parents, my friends, and worst of all...myself. I've never been allowed on one vacation with my family. Every time I step out of my house, my parents tear up my papers and documents and clothes...to find any proof that I lie.
I cough up blood...my mom used to make me lie to the doctor saying I was alright.
Then when I finally got to be alone with my doctor, I found out I couldn't even afford the medicines to help me...
I couldn't even get the school health center to check me out without them charging me and then rejecting me from their services...

ooops I did it again....Im a male and I sing that everyday

When they don't get my order right at the Diners, I just eat what they give me. I've worked in food service and I know what it's like to get called out like that so I'd feel way too guilty to do it.

If anyone found sunglasses that say"chevy looks good on you" in CSPAC Friday, I'll...buy you dinner at the diner or some shit

there is a snake in my boot

I can't get a boner unless I'm in my batman suit and I just keep yelling I'm batman to make it get harder

I shart when I wake up every morning