Sunday, 07 April 2013 02:13 PM
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If anyone found sunglasses that say"chevy looks good on you" in CSPAC Friday, I'll...buy you dinner at the diner or some shit
Sunday, 07 April 2013 02:00 PM
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there is a snake in my boot
Sunday, 07 April 2013 08:57 AM
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I can't get a boner unless I'm in my batman suit and I just keep yelling I'm batman to make it get harder
Sunday, 07 April 2013 08:57 AM
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I shart when I wake up every morning
Sunday, 07 April 2013 08:54 AM
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I giggle at rape jokes....and rape in general
Sunday, 07 April 2013 07:52 AM
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As a follow up to my last confession, if you're a cure girl who likes girls, like this post and I'll message you :)
Sunday, 07 April 2013 07:07 AM
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Last week I got into a huge fight with my roommate and said something really cutting and bitchy that she stormed out. I am NEVER confrontational and I was shaking when I said it. But it felt sssooooo good. Now I have dreams that I tell people off. I'm addicted.
Sunday, 07 April 2013 12:02 AM
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one time i was walking to class, then i saw squirrels fighting, then i stopped, watched the chase, then i realized i was late to class, so i ran. then i was ded.