Wednesday, 06 March 2013 12:20 PM
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Theres 5 girls on my floor that I want to hook up with, but if I hook up with one, the other four are undoubtedly off limits. Decisions, decisions...
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 12:10 PM
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i share the same love interest as my best friend but I have a boyfriend. I dont think i will ever be able to handle her talking about him to me.
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 09:53 AM
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Rejecting compliments is NOT attractive. It’s rude. And it makes me never want to compliment you again.?
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 09:02 AM
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I have very seriously considered getting hit by a bus in order to get free tuition.
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 09:02 AM
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My roommate still has his Christmas lights up, and whenever I bring a girl back I turn them on because the ambiance is really great.
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 09:02 AM
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I got kicked out of the Easton dorms for having sex in the showers at 3AM.
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 09:02 AM
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I always feel like some sort of classless homeless person when I eat my lunch in the library.
Wednesday, 06 March 2013 09:02 AM
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Its a good thing we don't have buffet style food or else I would have gained like the freshman 50.