When I was 12 I would TP every week, ding dong ditch almost every night, and would regularly spray paint things, including the entire back of a semi once . A couple of occasions I chucked windows out of houses being built. What changed me from the path of insanity? I chucked a rock at a girl at school and got an in school suspension.

P.S. I am so mellow these days no one suspects me of my deviant past. If you want to know who I am, I will be sporting a Maryland shirt/sweatshirt tomorrow.

Whoever took me back to my room in Cumberland last night thanks. Hope I wasn't 2 much trouble

I know it might be wrong but I'm in love with Stacy's mom.

When my hair's dirty, you can tell because little strands of it will just stick out alone...

I used to have dreams of my Prince Charming being a Ginger.

I have mommy AND daddy issues.

I will never understand the "sisterhood" or "brotherhood" behind white sororities and frats. There's no way you can form a meaningful sisterhood or brotherhood when you pledge 50 people each semester. To me it's all fake, especially if you have to keep reiterating that you are a sorority/frat based on sisterhood/brotherhood.

I used to think that MJ was in my closet.