Wednesday, 10 April 2013 11:39 AM
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Tan girls wearing shorts: she knows how sexy she is, and I agree.
Pale girls wearing shorts: she must be just really warm today.
Am I the only one who feels this way?
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 06:49 AM
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To the couple I having sex in the fountain on the mall at 2AM last night, I admire y'all.
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 06:32 AM
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I say Pop Pop cuz of community
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 06:28 AM
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Sometimes I wish I was a princess and had a fairy godmother to go lolerskating with and just have a fabulous time with....I'm a guy....(no homo)
Wednesday, 10 April 2013 06:24 AM
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sometimes I get rug burn in my vag
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 11:18 PM
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Is it just me or is there anyone that thinks Kim Jong Un looks like a fat, stupid, disgusting kid. His haircut is ugly and his face is also. He's gonna end up like Gadaphy of Libya. Sorry if this offends anyone, but I had to get this off my chest.
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 10:31 PM
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I miss sleeping Naked!!! This sharing a room thing is unbearable... I just want to sleep with nothing on
Tuesday, 09 April 2013 10:01 PM
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I'm too paranoid to send a message to UMD Crush because I'm afraid that the person running it knows the girl I have a crush on.