I live in the enclave. My boyfriend thinks that I go to school at UMD but really I drive to Bowie State four times a week. I've been lying to him for a year. How would I tell him?????????

I've masturbated twice in my lectures this semester. Yes, I'm a girl.

I really want to wear my cargo shorts.

I love being in ROTC, but on days like today, when I have to wear my heavy uniform all day in this heat, I just want to tear it all off and put on some shorts.

Caribbean food in the diner sucked. Please always offer your crap diner food, themed night is just always crappier. At least the other way there are more options.

I almost always feel guilty about taking time for myself. It's not that I think I don't deserve it, I just feel bad saying no when someone needs something from me (like a real need). And then I get annoyed with myself for feeling guilty.

I do not attend UMD but someone I care very deeply for does. I am so afraid of telling him my feelings directly because I think all he wants from me is sex. I wish he could look past this and realize we could have something extremely passionate and real. He is all I every wanted and every other guy pales in comparison to him. I can't even go on a proper date with a really nice guy without wishing it was him instead. This fucking sucks.

All those guys not wearing shirts today looked soooo easy. I want to bend them over my desk and just go crazy on them with my strap-on, they're really just begging for it when they walk around like that. This heat's no excuse for dressing like a slut, young man!