I fart only when my roommates in the room

I judge guys based off their zodiac, if they aren't compatible with mine, I don't even look at them

I like to hook up with a great scenery nearby.

I honestly can't stand people that are rude for no reason.

All I want is a guy that will watch old episodes of Breaking Bad with me and cuddle naked.

I've picked up flowers on campus and given them to girls...and it worked

I was just by the BPS building where SAARP has shirts set up against sexual assault, and one said that a girl was raped at Chi Phi. Honey, you aren't alone, I dated a Chi Phi guy and he constantly abused me. These boys should be called out for their actions and held accountable. No one EVER deserves what we have gone through.

I have two and a half hours until my exam and I know literally none of the material. I'm not even all that concerned.