I haaaaaaaate people who add "lol" for no reason. Like responding "just studying lol" when I text what's up. Or my favorite "Im sick I can't come out tonight lol"

When I see this guy it's like lightning strikes me, he gets me hot like no other. Except I'm an introvert and I don't know what to do with myself so there's another chick already all over him, obnoxiously flirting. I can't force myself to be like her to grab his attention, it would be antithetical to who I am. Guess I better get over him.

My roommate pisses me off to no end. He never leaves the room except to get food. He plays video games until the early hours of the morning (which sometimes keeps me up even though Ive asked him to not do that since I have to wake up really early most mornings), sleeps until way past noon. But to top it all off, hes basically driven me out of my own room. I cant study because hes on skype any time hes on the computer (which is 99% of the time hes awake) and when he is on skype he makes really weird conversation with whoever is on the other end of the line, like talking about lizard wizards and spider titties. I kid you not. I cant make important phone calls in my room anymore because Im afraid that my roommate will randomly say something that will reflect poorly on me. I cant study in my room anymore because its hard to concentrate in that environment. My friends are genuinely creeped out by him. Ive confronted him numerous times to try to fix things but so far nothing has come of it. My RA is useless as well. Im literally counting down the days until the semester ends and I dont have to be his roommate anymore, but Im not sure how much longer I can stand this...

i'm a girl and sometimes I wonder what it would be like to have a penis

this morning I jerked off to frogs mating on youtube......I do this all the time......wtf is wrong with me?

I'm a senior....I don't know what it means when a girl douches.....I still call people douche bags but yea zero clue.....oh and periods I get that theres blood and your mad at the world right now but I feel like its the best time to make love why not....ladies can you plz help with this one I would be in your debt for forever...

I hate puppies

I learned how to give head in college and thats it......ummm hopefully that will be good enough to land me a promotion down the line....