I honestly think that college sports and greek life is a bit stupid. I mean, there's nothing wrong with those things and I totally get the appeal, but some people, especially at this school, make WAYYY too big a deal out of them. People who are more concerned with stuff like that than their education and career really bug me... we are at a university and we are paying a lot of money to get a great education, get your priorities straight, people.

To all the people who ride my bus and say thank you, you are awesome and make my job more enjoyable!

Nicholas P. He can hit it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxtmQDCyLE8 I use this at every intermission ever... I just need to direct broadway and make this song famous again

I put in extra effort to strut my stuff like a gentleman when walking on the mall. I'm a guy...but single and optimistic (usually).

I will have sex with any girl who can cook ...make me some cookies and I'll make u a 12 inch sandwich in my pants that you can enjoy for hours

I feel like I will never find the right guy on this campus because my standards are too high. Thanks, Nicholas S.

LISTEN UP GUYS!!! And I mean GUYS literally. This past summer, I've discovered a "boner-away" technique. So you know, whenever you get that awkward boner while in class, or at the gym, or right before a doctor physical check up this is all you need to do. Focus on your thighs, and begin to flex your thigh muscles. This works best when you are sitting down. Continue to flex and flex and flex. Think of anything that will not give you an erection like your mom naked, or dead kittens or something. If you follow these instructions correctly, your boner will go away in 10 secs guaranteed. You're welcome.