My body hates me. No, I'm serious. It always overreacts with everything. I try to eat all sorts of foods, but when I do it gets mad at me and blows up.

My roommate consistently angers me, so I get back at him passive aggressively. A couple days ago he shit in the toilet and didn't even flush so I stuck his toothbrush in the toilet and cleaned the entire bowl with it. I also eat his frozen food whenever he goes home for the weekend. I consider it a type of tax which he owes me for being such a shitty roommate.

Okay so I'm not a shy kinda guy I go to the bar and slap girls asses flirt alot with them and go nuts on the dancefloor...I can't seem to close the deal and get a kiss...what am I doing wrong I'm having fun and girls are having fun but there never like a sign to go in to seal the deal....

My head is pounding, my eyes won't stay open, I woke up too late to shower, I'm starving despite the fact I ate my weight in corn chips last night... Coming to class hungover is never a good thing.

Girl at McKeldin library wearing red pants is HOT!

Am I the only lady excited nicholas and feel good are back and making me laugh?? This page is so depressing, you guys are the reason I haven't unliked it yet. A couple doobies aren't the only thing I wanna suck down tomorrow, Feel Good ;)

I always find it funny when university students tell me how "open-minded" they are. The fact of the matter is university students are completely conformist, and hardly have any sense of rebellion. They preach against the system, yet believe all that the system tells them. They are are told what to believe, and they believe it. They all have the same political positions, arguments, and are concerned with the same issues. Not only is it very boring, but it's also very close-minded. You're like a bunch of little drones, who have fallen pray to the inability to think, group polarization, and group think. So while you spit your cliches and sophistry, you should actually try being "open-minded."

In my experience, I have colligated the postulate that being cognizant of even the most hackneyed axioms of philosophy, never mind speaking of the great erudition present in what is left unsaid, obviates the need for an omniscient force giving coherence to even the most trite of quotidian trivialities, or asperities whose causes are probably best left for the domain of science to resolve. The power of objective cognition is underestimated to say the least. Humans instead accommodatingly and credulously are happy to submit themselves to a celestial being's Deus Ex Machina ending where the vital threads of the plot are left untied. For humans, it seems that ignorance is truly bliss.