God I hate fags, how can anyone like a man over a women. I myself have a weakness for a woman with a beautiful smooth skin, a prominent adam's apple, and veins running throughout her arms and legs. I also like a nice square jaw line, and tight skin that brings out the ligaments and tendons in the biceps, abs, and thighs, and nothing can beat the grace and beauty of a woman with a buzz cut. And just a little bit of facial hair just adds so much character to a woman's face. How can anyone choose a man over such a beautiful woman is beyond me.

I found the DG email fucking hilarious, it was a good source of entertainment.

I wish girls at Umd would stop taking pics like their head weighs 20 lbs and stand-up straight like a regular person

My girlfriend helped me rub one out in the stamp bathroom near the microwaves

I just want a guy that I can play my uke to...goddamn.

I used to look at sorority girls like some in alpha phi and kappa delta and think man they're so attractive. Now I finally realize for most of them I don't even want to hang out with girls like that. Honestly where are the real, down to earth, not afraid to be weird girls? That's what I need

Everytime I finally get the courage to ask a girl if she would go on a date with me it turns out she already has a boyfriend T_T.

I can roll a blunt in 10 seconds flat.