Sunday, 21 April 2013 08:17 PM
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I'm a guy in pretty decent shape but I have really weird nipples, it's awkward to be shirtless.
Sunday, 21 April 2013 07:56 PM
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I spent all night looking at Pokemon porn rather than doing my government essay. Fucking kill me.
Sunday, 21 April 2013 07:35 PM
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The moment you find out a friend you've been trying to hang out with invites everyone but you out... shit hurts. I sometimes wonder why I end up being the one trying to foster friendships with people that don't care.
Sunday, 21 April 2013 03:37 PM
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Every weekend I swear I'm going to get a bunch of work done and make my life easier. And then every weekend I end up watching Youtube videos and wasting the hours away.
Ahh well, here's to a productive summer.
Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:30 PM
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Today I thought about sitting in the middle of the street, just to see if I would actually get hit or not.
Sunday, 21 April 2013 02:29 PM
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When I die, I'd like to be buried inside the Gucci store.
Sunday, 21 April 2013 11:53 AM
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I eat Taco Bell sauce from the little packets all the time. It's an addiction. Fire is my favorite.
Sunday, 21 April 2013 11:40 AM
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I think this guy is cute and want to get to know him, but we don't really talk. How can I approach him without creeping him out?