I want to talk to this girl in my class but I keep putting it off. Before you all go "just man up and talk to her" I do that all the time, the problem is that last time I did it, the girl had a boyfriend and now it's super awkward being in that small class. This girl sits next to me so it'll be even more awks if she happens to be taken.

I don't go to Maryland, but I wish more than anything that I did. I am surrounded by nice, but very ignorant and generally unintelligent people. Not to mention that the school I go to is way too small. Everyone knows everyone else and I just want to be able to walk places and not recognize anyone I see. Other than the campus and most of the professors, I hate it here and am so miserable. I am in love with Maryland and hope I can get in. But it will be so much more expensive at Maryland, because I have 4 scholarships to go where I go now.

How do you invite someone you like, who you barely talk to, to a party without creeping them out?

I'm on the school bus. There is this cute Indian boy sitting in front of me, very skinny and cleancut. He is reading his kindle and eating popcorn. They look so delicious, the popcorn and the boy.

My favorite thing about UMD is the squirrels. I love those little bastards.

There's nothing better than a fine looking woman. On nice days like today, nice looking women are all around campus. It's a little overwhelming at times. Hi, good looking women!

I hate when I'm in the sandwich line at south campus diner and I get a server who doesn't speak great english so she doesn't understand my order, it's so frustrating

I also like UMD on Facebook and I often get confused between these two pages because the logo is almost exactly the same.

I'm always like "wtf kind of a confession is this?" And then I realize my mistake and feel stupid.