To the girl with those AMAZING LEGS in the back row and with those Huge knockers ....I know I'm staring at you but by god you are one of the prettiest girls I've ever seen and your 83% naked....how can I not stare.....but sorry I'm not looking away when you give me that angry look

Dear guys above me,

Either your have a bed that needs an exorcism, or you have some REALLY loud, squeaky sex. Also, it sounds like you drop bowling balls in your room pretty often.

Sincerely, concerned what happens in your room at 2 A.M.

Everytime I help the cleaning ladies carry their equipment out of the elevator, the smile on their faces literally makes my day better.

I am so glad that I am a male. I can't imagine living the illusion of a life that females lead. #misogynism

Whoever the DJs were tuesday night downstairs at Cstoneee gooood lawddd. Such sexual music I loved it. Why can't they play music like that more often?

To the shit head that walks up and down the Denton 3rd floor hallway talking to your girlfriend. Shut the fuck up. Nobody wants to hear your shit.
Talk in the stairwell, in your room, or fucking anywhere else.

Also you have so many fucking problems. Fix them, or break up with her. Stop being a fucking asshat.

Dear A#$*,
We had a class together last semester and we always stared at each other in class. My friends even noticed :)
i loved your smile, your name and the way you carried yourself. i summoned the courage to talk to you on the last day of class through FB and you replied me. I was ecstatic!
i added you as a friend and continued to message you and you kept on replying. i always looked forward to the responses even though they were direct.
I really wish you were not shy and stirred more conversation, if you haven't noticed we are not fb friends anymore, so i cant stalk you :(
Oh well! I haven't seen you since December and i hope your doing well and enjoying life to the fullest.
Your secret crush(that you kind of know),
J

To the cute girl who was sitting at the front of the bus earlier... I'm sorry T_T