Some of my friends are getting engaged, while I haven't been able to get a single girl out on a date for the past 20 years. I feel so alone.

Every semester I tell myself that this is going to be the one where I get a 4.0, join a bunch of clubs, change all my bad habits, and be a really happy person. And then a couple weeks into it I'm basically bored in all my lectures and doing nothing useful with my free time. Not to mention the constant procrastination.

...

Next semester I'll rock.

I'm a girl, but 90% of my friends are guys. Is this normal?

There was this one guy that weaved his way into my life a while back. I couldn't stop talking about how great he was. A nature-oriented person. Musically talented. but like all band-engorged guys, he was just playing me, so here's my asshole confession : he can't last long. like...It's physically impossible.
My only promise to him was that I would never specify the time range...if you know what I mean.

I'm a guy and I have a tumblr. It's an addiction.

Hey Stranger,

I'm happy that you are happy now. By the look of things, you are staying busy and becoming very successful. Although I can't tell you this in person, I applaud your achievements/accomplishments and hope you stay successful.

I wish you the best,
:))

I don't see anything happening in five years because I don't remember the last time I did anything for myself. If I were to do anything for myself, it would be considered "selfish" in the eyes of people who give half a shit about me and call themselves samaritans.

I'm a girl and I get hammered off three shots of vodka within an hour. Yeah, it's embarrassing. But, I can also get drunk off of less than $5. And that makes me happy!