i really want to slap my crush and make him realize that i have been giving him signals!

I'm so tired of seeing these kinds of confessions:

I'm a (insert gender here) and I (insert action that has been socially assigned to the opposite gender) OMG comment about how weird and quirky I am!!

If that's all you have to confess, then you have a very boring life and should probably jump off a cliff. But with a bungee cord. Or do something else crazy that'll rush your adrenaline. Figure out what YOU really like, what you wanna do, and who you really are, rather than obsessing over the fact that you're like something different than what society expects people of your gender to like, because, spoiler alert: gender stereotypes are based on nothing but more stereotypes, oppression, and weak arguments about biological differences between the sexes. /endrant.jpg

is it weird that i'm a girl and masturbate probably 3x a day?

I don't take drugs not because I think I won't like it but because I KNOW I will and never stop.

When asked, "what'd you do this weekend?"- dropped acid and had freaky costume sex with a senior citizen comes to mind. Infact, it doesn't really leave the mind.

When do you know it's the right time?

let me briefly describe my feelings toward this project right now.


FUCK FUCK FUCKING FUCKITY FUCK. asshole.


...i'd say i'm sorry if this offends anyone, but i'm really not.

I am addicted to posting confessions.