The guys who play Magic the Gathering need to grow up and get a life. I'm sorry that it's the only thing that can distract you from your life's problems, but you're in college.....until you drop out because of it that is.

Your PDA's are really getting out of control.
I understand you guys must be in love and whatsoever, but could you at least tone it down when you're around me? At the dinner table, after class, and even when I'm trying to sleep.
Yes she's an awesome girl, but I really think she's starting to overstay her welcome. She's under your dick and up your ass 24/7. It's really annoying.

There's this guy that I saw around a lot last Spring/Summer and am now seeing around again. I had such a thing for him, and now it's coming back >.>. He's really cute, he's a genius, he's really athletic, and he's really nice. He also has tons of friends and is extremely popular. People tell me I'm cute and I live my life to be a nice person, but I'm shy and whenever he's around I get ridiculously awkward. The other day he saw me when I was eating lunch and he sat with me and it just reminded me of how crazy I was about him and now I'm sitting around thinking about the next time I might see him and it's driving me nuts :p.

I really hate guys who try to feel cool and call girls sluts or bitches all the time. That's not something you say to a friend; and even if you're not her friend, that's not something you say to another human being. She deserves the same respect as any other person. A lot of girls already suffer from low self esteem and a negative self image, they certainly don't need a label to make them feel even worse about themselves. The worst part of it is that a lot of girls buy into this shit precisely because they already have such poor self esteem.

Just be a good person. Everyone has problems, so don't put another person down because you want to feel better about yourself.

I feel like my friends like to flaunt their relationships to make me feel bad about myself.

I am constantly afraid that everything is a dream and that one day, I'll wake up and I'll actually be 10 years old. I would be unbelievably pissed off.

Kissing burns 6.4 calories a minute, with that being said. Wanna work out?

I like to leave the door open in the stall when I'm using the toilet so when anyone walks in I just yell "Woah do you knock?!?"