As an incoming freshman in the fall, I'm having so much trouble finding a potential matching roommate. I want someone naturally crazy like me rather than party-crazy. I need someone that will accept and be interested in all the messed up shit I read/watch. And I need someone that plays video games (stuff besides CoD or Halo) and stays away from the drugs...yea, I highly doubt I'm gonna find someone like that...meh...
And what would you say is the best freshman dorm? :3

Why do people ask "do you mind if I take a nap?"

Of course we mind, but you've clearly already made up your mind so saying "no" won't stop you.

Just go to sleep and don't get mad if I'm louder than you'd like me to be.

My friend didn't want me to confess this but oh well. Sometimes when I wake up late and am rushing to a class, I don't brush my teeth. Good thing I carry lots of mints with me, amiright?

Ever since I saw this guy at my exam last semester, he's been watching me. And I mean that in the most creeped out way.

To the person sitting few seats down and blowing your ears out... this is hornbake library. People are studying, and we can all hear the music coming from your ear buds. Please go obliterate whatever remnants of your sense of hearing elsewhere.

For years I thought purple drank was just grape soda. Damn was I wrong.

Today is the 20th anniversary of the world wide web. Here's to the internet.

To the guy wearing the green sweater in my bmgt380 class: shut the fuck up. Asking useless questions and using big words to kiss the professor's ass is not going to get you an 'A'. You just sound like a douche.