New life plan:
win the lottery, create a band, travel the world.

To the guy that posted about the fraternity weekend away, it sucks that I am not a female because that sounds like shit load of fun and I would wanna do that, but sadly, I'm a guy.

If you're going to sit in a quiet study area, don't get mad when people tell you to shut up. I have no respect for you if you choose to continue speaking loudly in a QUIET STUDY AREA. You're being annoying, STOP. It's finals. I like to study in silence. Go to a fucking group study floor if you want to study together.

I'm in a classroom doing work. I hope that I don't fall asleep and then wake up when the 8am class rolls in.

I once dated a guy that played Magic the Gathering for at least four hours per day. He did online trades, wasted his money on postage, played magic online and spent all of his money on the cards. I had to break it off with him after a year. He was addicted to it and couldn't stop playing. For all of you advocates of the game, it's not that healthy unless it's just a hobby that you do occasionally, not something that takes up all of your time.

I love you. Yes, you.

I tried playing fetch with a squirrel, it took the stick and ran into a tree. Then the game was over

This is for all you females out there. This is 100% legitimate. Our fraternity away weekend is this weekend, and the stars didn't align this semester so I'm still looking for a date. I'm a normal guy who's fun and will be a gentleman the entire weekend. What's more, is you have an entire weekend at the beach already paid for you to just relax and have an absolute blast. And if you have other female friends, I'm sure I can set them up with some of my friends so you can all go together and have a great weekend at the beach together. It'll be a fantastic time for everyone involved.