Thursday, 02 May 2013 02:28 PM
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Generic UMD girl look during winter: From head to toe, Hoodie, leggings, and ugg boots
Generic UMD girl look during spring/summer: Cheap pair of sunshades, tank top, faded blue jean booty shorts and a pair of jezuz sandals
Thursday, 02 May 2013 02:26 PM
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My roommate vomited on my bed last night and didnt clean it up... So I decided today to poop in his shower and blame it on the dog. Thanks and go fuck yourself tom
Thursday, 02 May 2013 02:19 PM
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I am addicted to shoplifting. It is just too easy.
Thursday, 02 May 2013 02:18 PM
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To the person who stole my ASUS laptop in McKeldin on tuesday night between 11:15pm and 1am Wednesday morning, please return it to the McKeldin lost and found, I really need it back...
Thursday, 02 May 2013 02:12 PM
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Is it to much to ask that there is enough bandwidth for me to be able to download a few gigs of porn relatively quickly?
Thursday, 02 May 2013 01:58 PM
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When my boyfriends penis is soft it looks like a baby wrapped in a blanket.
Thursday, 02 May 2013 01:58 PM
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I put my used tampon in my overdue library book. I hope none of you come in contact with it.
Thursday, 02 May 2013 12:05 PM
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Dear girls sunbathing on the Washington Quad,
Thank you for the wonderful distraction.