I have it bad for a classmate. I don't think I've ever been so sexually attracted to a guy before, he drives me crazy. Sometimes I have a laugh thinking about how he'd react if he knew the thoughts I have about him.

Reading confessions makes me feel better about myself. Tenks guise.

That moment she says "no"

The only reason I jerk-off is so I don't become as thirsty as most of the chicks that approach me.

Girls blow my mind sometimes. I see thousands of pictures on facebook of these girls going out and having the best life ever but then I see them when they are drunk and they are CRAZY RATCHET BITCHES just fucking up absolutely everything. Do girls go out just to get hammered with their friends and disregard everyone else?

I have a huge crush for guys with beards. UMD has so many of them. They seem like pretty cool dudes, but I don't know how to talk to them. Too cool for me :(

Anyone have some Adderall? I can't focus worth shit and finals are around the corner so yeah. Like this if you're selling.

I hate twins. I had a really bad experience with being cheated on with an f'ing twin and now I hate all twins. They're so weird. Looking the same as another person.....living together, doing everything together.

God, I hope I never live around twins.