I want to do a lot of things in life. One of them is trouble and live in the most remote areas in the world. I want to do an Eat, Pray, and Love-kinda thing.

To the motherfucker who stole my bike which was parked at College Park station between the hours of 9am and 6pm today, if I find you on the street around here, I will slit your throat with a butter knife. Reward for anyone who can identify this asshole.

I am a TA and I am attracted to my student. Sadly, he is not gay in the slightest. Though I totally would just give him great head if he wanted it; a mouth's a mouth, no matter who it belongs to!

i know my relationship is unhealthy. my best friends know my relationship is unhealthy. but im in love. it tears apart at me. there isnt enough marijuana that could be smoked tonight, but lets see what we can do.

sincerely,
fml

You don't need to be a negro to enjoy delicious fried chicken.

male in search of a female little spoon :). any takers?

I feel like UMD Confessions is a lot less fun right now because people are studying for finals and being productive with their time. Stop that.

I look for computers that people forgot to log off on in the library/any of the other computer labs and attempt to find pirated pdfs of my textbooks for next semester from them. On a slightly related note, anyone have any good resources for possible enee350 and enee322 pdfs?