Got a few disappointing grades. When that happens, I get really, really down. Like terribly down. I wish I had a loving woman for a little bit of comfort. There's not many things greater than a loving woman's comfort.

I have got a hypothetical that I would love to happen and would be scared would happen:

Suppose you meet a really nice girl. She's charming, cute, a little shy, but easy to talk to. The two of you get to know each other and you eventually find the courage to ask her out. As you become close, you feel your relationship getting stronger and you genuinely care for each other. Finally, the night comes where you are going to sleep with her. You are in her dorm and after leaving the room for a moment, she calls you back in. It is there you find her dressed in a full Gardevoir costume and she shyly reveals to you that she has a fetish for dressing up in Pokemon suits and wants you to dress in a costume as well. She produces several male Pokemon costumes prepared for this night and asks if you will choose one.

You ponder for a moment, look up and say "For you dear... anything." You hold her hand and walk slowly over to the bed where she's laid down the costumes. You say to her "Darling, do you have any preference?" She shakes her head and smiles "Whatever one you choose." You pick up the Charmander, kiss your honey on the cheek and say "Then this one." Then your rival bursts through the door and shouts "IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOOSE SQUITRLE."

Finals have me in need of a seriously destress. I don't care if she looks like she belongs in the pound, I'm mounting the first piece of ass that I find this weekend.

I’m shocked no one has caught onto how severe my eating disorder is yet.

To the guy who was joking about forking, me and my friends actually do this....sober.

I am a full-blown Tom H fangirl. I'm genuinely concerned that his existence has set a standard that few men will live up to.

unlike the other dudes talking about spoons, male here looking to fork. Lmao

I never flush the toilets the correct way in Knight Hall.