I wish I could be Samantha Jones from Sex and the City. She is just FABULOUS!

Where are all the stoner chicks at Maryland???? we're pretty awesome but it doesn't seem like there are enough of us....and I'm not talking about sorority girl stoners...those don't exist. you can't be a true stoner if you're in a sorority because let's get real...the two are mutually exclusive

I wish I could find myself a girl who I could sit out on the mall late at night and just talk.

I just saw that my girlfriend has a sex tape with her ex still on her computer and I know she still talks to him. Should I be concerned?

I really just want to say fuck you, but I respect you to much to say that. At least now I know why you did what you did instead of going on believing the bullshit you fed me. Oh well, time to find someone better.

UMD Confessions is great because I actually see people posting funny, interesting things instead of just schilling their own pages/events/products like 90% of other Maryland-related FB pages.

Every semester I tell myself that I will get a 4.0 GPA, but this never works out, I start to mess up mid-way through the semester, and procrastinate. I'm telling myself next semester I will get a 4.0 GPA, but I doubt this will happen.

I miss my kitten so much. I was afraid he'd get attached to me...but I think it was a mutual thing. At least he'll be safe with the family I placed him with... :/