To the girl today with the black shirt and black leggings from the sorority AXO who was passing out smarties in front of McKeldin, thank you. Your sweet "good luck on finals" and smile totally made my day. Not to mention, you are also super super cute. :)

An open letter to myself and everyone else studying- You. Yes, I'm talking to you. You're fucking awesome. You're beautiful, funny and smart. You got this. Sit down and study your ass off because you can do it. Finals is 1 week long, just 7 days. Its one week of hard, serious catch-up studying so grab a cup of coffee (hell, take a whole pot), grab a massive bag of Doritos (or some trail mix for you health nuts), and SIT and STUDY. You got this. You can do it. Take a breath. Count to 3. 1...2...3... NOW GO GET 'EM TIGER.

I had sex on the roof of Francis Scott Key Hall

I feel like those people that always ask for someone to make a google doc right before finals are the ones that didn't go to class and are trying to mooch off the work of others. If this is the case, I have no pity.

Today, a girl and I were in a bathroom and for about five minutes it was just completely silent as we both waited for the other to leave so we could do our business in peace. I finally surrendered and left first. You're welcome, stranger.

I moved off campus this year and found the best roommates ever. I love them to pieces and absolutely love spending time with them. However, I'm also failing (literally failing) two classes this semester, and I know that when my parents find out they will blame it on living off campus. They resented it so much in the first place, saying it wasn't safe and was full of distractions. I'm so happy here, but it really isn't doing my grades any good. I don't know how I will handle this situation when I have to go home this summer...

To the girl wearing a red shirt and black sweats doing martial arts at Cole Field House tonight: I'm sad that today was the last day of sports clubs because I won't be able to admire you from afar anymore... you're just cute as hell that's all!

Hi, I'd like to temporarily relax your standards in exchange for money.

I'm sorry, that came out wrong.

May I buy you a drink?