College is not what I expected. College is hard. Why is learning so hard now?

I have an obsession with black women and I am a white male. And mind you it's not the ghetto ones that practically scream 'ratchet' everytime you see them walking by. There are cute black women too. I want all of dat chocolate!

The dining services here can go fuck themselves. Why the fuck would you close at 8 p.m during finals week? If anything they should be staying open later so people can fucking eat after studying all night. I want to know who the dip shit is that runs the dining services because they are a clear fucktard.

Please note that I have nothing but the up most respect for the people that work there. Minimum wage jobs blow, but they come in almost everyday to keep me fed. I only hate the management.

The major reason why I didn't try to commit suicide again 3 weeks ago was because I didn't want to lose my job if I failed.

Rubbing Testudo's nose isn't going to help you get a good grade. That thing reminds me of the Golden Calf. Worship it!

That feeling when you think you realized that someone has either set you as an acquaintance and has all of their posts set as "Friends except Acquaintances" or has made you restricted :(

To the Delta Delta Delta sister who was stretching in front of McKeldin today, you have a very nice ass.

Now that my roommate has left I'm going to be masturbating sooooo much.