I want to find a fraternity that will provide me with an expansive Vineyard Vines wardrobe, a nice pair of Sperries, and letters that will make women yearn for me.

My finals week has consisted of popping mass amounts of Adderall, drinking coffee until I literally barf, studying harder than I have in years, and, pound for pound, eating more Q-tips than I do any legitimate food. This semester has officially pushed me over the edge.

I am heightest, eye-colorist, hair-colorist, speech-toneish... but not racist or sexist so it is alright.

Im sooooooooooooooooooooooo drnk now, but I wan to say somethng... WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

i have great friends at umd but to make myself not miss them i will think of their bad qualities

I hate how I am supposed to be studying for finals when i am freaking out about graduating and the rest of my life AHHHH SHIIIITTTT!

My roommate is loud as shit. Sometimes I want to tell her to shut the fuck up but then I remember she is an angry black woman.

that awkward moment when you unadd someone from facebook and you see them and have to make small talk.