Any ladies like Indian guys? I can't find any who do. :(

I ran out of clean underwear. So instead I'm wearing a bikini top and no underwear.

I love all women, but I'm just drawn more towards Asian women than others. Their culture is amazing and are generally more feminine looking. I'm not saying that I like submissiveness and believe in those stereotypes, it's just that their features are just more attractive to me than most ethnicities. Too bad most of them go for white guys.

I have never seen myself laugh as crazier as I have during finals week #allnighterproblems

We all have that one class that we rarely went to and know for a fact we are gonna bomb da final. Whateva FTW

I have never seen my stomach expand more than it has during finals week...so much for losing weight

Next semester I should offer Testudo a female turtle, because EVERYONE needs some loving during finals week.

Is there any nice way to tell someone to back off?