Cant wait to go home so I can finally masturbate in peace. The horniness level right now is unbelievable. God I need a girl.

wish i still had some diner points sigh

sometimes, for pure enjoyment, I read the discussion on ELMS and laugh at the inferior intelligence of other people.

I hate it when you see someone at a party and they'll smile and talk to you, but when you message them on Facebook, they always ignore you when you're online and never respond. Hello? I can see that you've read my message. Oh, and the asshole is posting on this page... fucking guys. I swear.

I'm glad to be home because during the school year I really miss being able to sing Katy Perry in the shower... I'm a dude.

Vyvanse is a hell of a drug

[Admin] Yes it is, I too am on it.

I got straight A's this semester bitches! *Bloody showing off*

Is anyone going to be on campus over the summer? I will fuck any willing female.