Got a DUI....anyone know any good lawyers in the area?!?

I wish I'd get kidnapped. At least then I'd know who actually cared about my existence.

I made myself throw up for the first time last night. After I ate dinner I saw myself in the mirror and realized how fat I've become. I just can't take it anymore! Sad part is, I actually enjoyed the vomiting and can't wait till I eat next to do it again. I will become thin if it's the last thing I ever do! (get it? Cause starvation can kill ya...)

I hate when people submit confessions about a specific person like we know who the fuck they're talking about.

No....as per the previous comment. David B isn't all that fat....just needs to loose like 100lbs.

I've spent more time playing Candy Crush than taking a shit in the bathroom.

I love Matthew G. I'd blow him and not expect anything in return

I feel bad that I don't enjoy my family as much as others seem to do. We still have about 2 months left, but I'm ready to be back in school. I can almost taste the freedom.