Aidan, you're soooo cute and I want to kiss you so so so badly.

I can fit a solid 23 anal beads into my ass at any one time.

I got one of the teacher's pregnant. She had an abortion a week later.

I found an ipod on a desk in the library and I stole it. I felt so bad that I threw it out of a window and it smashed somebody's car window. I'm so ashamed of myself. Also I sometimes poop on the floor in the ladies.

hopefully someone reads this because I really need to get it off my chest. it feels like I have a monkey on my back rapping the themesong to spongebob, constantly telling me I'm a freak and making me paranoid. the other day I was walking back from getting a vaccine at the clinic when I came across 3 homeless people. Me being the type of guy to help people in need out I invited them over. It was all good until one of them pulls out a needle, spoon, and something else. it looked like crack or something. I told them to put it away and leave the house but they just continued shooting up their marijuanahs without hesitation. they suddenly burst into a fit so I jumed on top of him trying to calm him down. That was when I got hit. Next thing I know I have a two homeless men's dicks in my ass and one in my mouth, tied down soo tight I couldnt feel any of my extremities. It was horrid.

As a follow up to my previous confession about hooking up with a girl I like and then hooking up with her ex, Grehg 'Feel Good' was right.. No males involved. This situation involves three females. #AintNobodyGotTimeForPenises

I was referring to the actor in Leap Year...

I hooked up with this girl that I liked.. And then later hooked up with her ex girlfriend. But neither of them know that I've hooked up with both of them. Does that make me a shitty person?