I'm jealous of all my friends who have random hook-ups and one night stands. I've only had sex with one girl and it seems like no one wants me and I'll never experience a casual hook-up.

Every time I approach a chick to escalate is right after they decide they want to focus on studying.
I must be damn hideous.

I don't know how I feel about fat/obese/chubby people. I've always worked out, and I always make sure to hit the gym at least three times a week. If you has time to sit on the couch and watch new girl, or browse Facebook you have time to lift. I don't date fat chicks because it is a reflection of who you are as a person

I want to find friends who are Doctor Who fans, into DnD, and are frequent gamers. Almost every person I've met who falls into that category is socially inept and weird as fuck, and their lives do not exist outside of those interests.

There was a "Can humanity survive an alien attack" thing on the science channel a few days ago and I thoughts "What would happen if the aliens picked up on the television signal and adapted to what it was that the scientists said humanity would do.

I said my friend had herpes on her lip half jokingly and half seriously. Now she is pissed at me.

I am a gay guy more on the conservative side than the liberal side. Each time I go out for a date I have to remind myself "No politics, no politics, no politics..."

The guy I fucked last night said I was Asian in appearance and Black in bed.