If I saw a ghost what would scare me the most is not the fact that ghosts exist, but the possibility of what else might exist besides ghosts. Like God for instance. If half of what is said in the bible is true, most of humanity would surely go to hell.

I discovered college was a huge waste of money when I never graduated from Maryland, illegitimately got an awesome/high paying job, and never looked back. Word of advice: get one solid job in your field of interest before landing a better, higher paying job in the same field. Experience trumps a school asking you to pay for a bunch of classes you will never use.

Enough with all the weight posts already! Let's talk about penis size or something.

I've given myself 7 orgasms today. Hallelujah for female masturbation.

I don't understand why people care about other people's weight.If you don't date fat girls or guys, okay....Why the fuck would anyone else care about that but yourself and whoever your interested in? hahahaha I just think we all need to look at more important things, and this society has an issue with focusing that solely on our body types. How about we focus on picking the right flavor alcohol for our next party or remembering our house keys? Ya know, the important things.

Ok I understand for those who are overweight and can't really do much to change that. However diet and exercise CAN change that for a large portion of Americans. I feel really bad for that last confession who said they actually run miles and go to the gym, but I wish others that were overweight would at least try that. There's a reason America has one of the highest obesity problems in the world and it can't be a medical one or just genetics. We have saturated fat in almost everything we eat and vast amount of unhealthy products. At the end of the day those who aren't medically challenged and by that I mean there is no other thing they can do then hope for a medicine or a procedure to help them should do more than lie in a self cycle of pity and self loathing. Its the summer, sweat a little, find someone to workout with, run on a treadmill, try some crunches, and try to get under 2500 calories a day. I'm not fat and I've been blessed with high metabolism so I'm not going to pretend I know how hard that is. However, the only way I can gain weight is through working out and eating certain foods that have high starch and protein, which is why I'm at a decent( i think) 6' 165 pounds. I want to be 180, but at least i'm trying. Lastly, here's my tip to those who can change their weight through exercise and dieting, that I don't ever see mentioned on the web. Try SPRINTS, i know everyone says 30 minute jogs, but i'm telling you if you want to lose it fast try sprints on a track. Work up to 10- 100s(quarter of a lap) with less than 2 minute breaks. And alternate days with 6-400s(1 lap) with enough break to regain a steady and controlled breath. Also whenever you feel thirsty or hungry, try drinking a glass of water, even if its against your will. You're probably not going to want to drink that soda anymore. Lastly protein shakes might be enough to make you skip unhealthy snacks because can make you think you're full. Most importantly, DON"T GIVE UP! If you're trying, then at the end of the day at least you can say I'm not a quitter and I gave it my best shot. My apologies for any errors of spelling or grammatical nature I made.

To those who think that weight is solely dependant on calories in/calories out, fuck you. Coming from a guy who is dieting, ran 2-3 miles nearly every day for the past 3ish months, goes to the gym semi-regularly and is still overweight, thats not just what it is and it is not just a simple matter. Go get a medical degree and then tell me that weight loss is a simple matter without lying through your teeth.

I'm watching The Naked Gun right now and feeling really bad. O.J. Simpson is in the movie - back when he was a good guy - and he's really funny. I wish he didn't murder his ex and all that jazz.