I poop on ppls lawns and say my dog did it....I hate ppl so much

I am actually scared to show my girlfriend my penis....its so small that I fear when we do have sex shell leave me...how do I make it bigger

Sometimes I fart in my girlfriends face so that other boys will find her smelly and that way she cant cheat on me

It's ironic how some Indian people never grasp the concept of Karma.

Honey, you are smelly as hell. Therefore I want to avoid you as much as possible! See, it's really not that complicated.

LOL, kk is it bad that I wont date darker than a certain shade? I want my kids to not look ugly as fuck. Just a preference.

If you're "failing to understand" a guy, you're probably an idiot. Its quite simple really. Use your words, ask some questions. Its that fucking easy.

"Why are you pissed off" "Because 'X'". DONE

Dont be a girl and overanalyze the shit out of something that could be solved by fucking talking.

stop being such bougie ass bitches and fuck somethin. suck some dick. do your job.

Sometimes I just want to scream out, sorry I'm not a hoe? Sorry that I'm modest? Sorry that you see all these things as faults? I'm really failing to understand this guy. like sometimes I just want to slap him into understanding.