I used to fault people for my misfortunes. I used to think that people were prejudiced and had personal vendettas against me. Those were the simple times. Now it seems the whole world, from the laws of physics to the president of the United States, wants to fuck me up. I can't trust my mind, my sense of logic, my knowledge of the laws of physics, there is less and less connection between cause and effect. It feels like I am casting a die every time I do something, I can't be sure of anything. Ironic isn't it that I am an atheist? Shit, I doubt believing in God, however sincerely I can, will change this fucked up state of affair. Uncertainty, with a bias towards failure is the only sure bet.

Weed doesn't kill your lungs...it kills your balls.

I have an extra freefest ticket.

girls with small tits should not judge guys with small dicks! just saying

seriously can baseball just go away, nobody would give a fuck...so damn boring!!!

So, a few weekends ago, this girl and I got really drunk, and she ended up blowing me in my car. We weren't that, that drunk. Like, to the point of not remembering. That was quite obvious, because she acknowledged what happened a few days later. Today, though, the boy to whom she's speaking found out. She asked me if I told anyone, and then proceeded to deny that she ever blew me. Pretty amazing, I'd say. They'll lie about anything these days. What a nut case.

Also, I haven't washed my socks in, like, 5 days.

This motherfucker is something serious... If somebody is interested in doing this ill film!
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nlMNA3vUe1w

Just to make things clear, the real born-again Christians don't "hate" gay people. Since they're born again they've most likely read Levitcus 22 vs 19 which is why we condemn gay relationships(so we condemn the act and not the people coz it's written in the Bible). But a real born-again Christian wouldn't judge anyone so if you're reading this and you are gay then real Christians don't hate you. We love you as we love ourselves.